. Andy Pandy (Apylee Jones) is Coming To Play ...

... . But Who Invited the Staff?? (Claire Heron)

. Fairy Nuff (Martin Cullip) & A Soccer Yob (Faye Ketchell)

... . And Putting the Boot in to Jane Johnson

. "Did You Hear the One About Me Being a Dart Player?" laughs Tracy Lawrence. Jane Johnson & Tania Blake think it's a Great Joke!

. Jane, Tracy, Julie Austin & Julie Hopkins Prove that they Use Colgate Whitening

. Heather Barlow Had 12 Shots ... of Vodka, that is!

. Jane's SO Glad this Photo is on the Internet

. ... And THIS One!

. Another Large One for Me ... Yeah Baby Yeah! (Jimmy Mann)

. "Where's my Drink, Wench?" Julie Hopkins Serving the Beverages

. Lionel Sams Came as a Dart Player ... No-one recognised him!

. Julie Austin & Heather Barlow Planning Teacher's Demise

. Lisa Munt (Centre) Needs Help from Nurse Steve. And Isn't That Schoolgirl too Young to Smoke?

. "Doesn't Everyone Like a Leg at Christmas?" Asks Lyn Mountford

. . . En Garde! But Weren't There Three Musketeers? Anthony Hopkins & Dave Scott Wonder What Happened to Dogtanian

. Nicki Galbraith & Donna Spiller Raise Austin Powers' Blood Pressure

. . Obi Wan Kanobe Uses The Force (Darren Gale Could Do With Some of That on Tuesdays!)

. "You Really Don't Want to Know Where This Week's Issue of 'Toe The Oche' Is!" says Martin Cullip

. Peter Munt Got a Bum Draw

. Builder Tania Blake Just Constructed This Snowman (Julia Mantell)

. Flintstones Tony Cartwright & Chris 'Pineapple' James Hot-footed it There in Their New Car